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navigatethestream:

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

three snaps for truth

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I am an idiot for neglecting Tom Hiddelston,

Cuz that guy is mighty fine, wallahi.

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Oh my god, there was this bug crawling on me. eeeewww!
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mulkkoki: JESUS CHRIST WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG CACKLING SO LOUD RN HDKLSJDHFDS HAHAHAHAHHAHA  his mouth has been minimized…

mulkkoki:

JESUS CHRIST WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG CACKLING SO LOUD RN HDKLSJDHFDS HAHAHAHAHHAHA 

his mouth has been minimized…

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B.A. Muslim Girl ♥: Honestly though, muslim sister to muslim sister. I regret putting so...

faineemae:

Honestly though, muslim sister to muslim sister.

I regret putting so many pictures of myself on tumblr. I’m not saying you shouldn’t, but be careful. Mine have been stolen and abused, I just want you guys to be careful because I know how much many of our parents and our cultures really focus on…

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personalpolitics:

faineemae:

Dear Muslim Boys,

I know you’re going to probably ask my parents if we can get married but I don’t want to miss out on the feeling of being asked to get married while you’re down on one knee. So after you ask them, make sure you ask me too.

This this this.

Allah akbar.

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funnybutclassy:

asleeporawakealwaysinthought:

treesong:

prettytaxi:

pondermoofin:

ebullientefflorescence:

royalrunes:

So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.

Holy Norse God. 

WOW, now this is what I call being:

BLESS. THIS. POST. -crying-

Look at the Pokemon cards too!

oh my god, if someone did this to our room I would leave it that way forever

OMFG ASHLEY PREPARE YOURSELF OR BETTER YET PREPARE JACKIE BECAUSE WE’RE DOING THIS TO JESSICA!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I want to wake up to this one day.

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